Thursday, June 11, 2009

Things Cracker is not allowed to do.

I am not allowed to refer to the medic giving a elderly patient the Heimlich maneuver as the geezer squeezer.

Cyanotic patients are not to be referred to as looking kind of smurfy. All smurfy references are smurfing forbidden.

Just because "Another One Bites the Dust" is a perfect 100bpm, it is not acceptable to hum it while performing CPR.

3 comments:

Courtney and David said...

Hahaha. I see no problem with those things.

DammitWomann said...

LMBO

FORGER said...

I'll never think of CPR again w/o Queen running thru my head...