I am not allowed to refer to the medic giving a elderly patient the Heimlich maneuver as the geezer squeezer.
Cyanotic patients are not to be referred to as looking kind of smurfy. All smurfy references are smurfing forbidden.
Just because "Another One Bites the Dust" is a perfect 100bpm, it is not acceptable to hum it while performing CPR.
23 hours ago